Wow

This is the best video of 2009 so far.

Frank will be Angry & Confused

I am sure Frank wants to build a time machine and slap Bill Gates circa 1983.

Marcus Almeida in SHAMBLES

Fisting? YES WE CAN

Jimmy's favorites: MORE ELI PORTER REMIXES

Use of Government Bailout Money Fail

Click to enlarge.


Clearly if I was a shitty automobile manufacturer, I would not use the $4 billion in bailout money to make better cars. It'd be best to buy full page ads in various major newspaper like the Wall Street Journal, which costs $200k+, thanking Americans for their money and pledging to make better cars.

Delorean 88 MPH Flashback: Frank in Brazil

They even dance the same.

The Similarities are Shocking

Classics: True Life - I Have A Summer Share

This video is 42 minutes of insanity. Everything that people despise about guidos and the jersey shore can all be found in this video. Sadly, I recognize at least 5 faces in this show and can name every single club song played. IF YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE ON TV OR ON THE INTERNET, I HIGHLY RECOMMEND YOU WATCH THE ENTIRE THING.

"Let's go, everybody start rocking the numbers!"

"I just kept gettin' close to her cuz I wanted her to smell me and my pheromones ya know and just let me get close to her because I know once I got close to her and she could feel that then she could understand exactly what I'm about."

"It's great havin' fun with the guys- eatin' drinkin' everything bullshittin' everything havin' a good time- but still in the back of my head I can't stop wonderin' what happened to that girl in the black hat."

"YOU LOOK LIKE UNCLE FESTER YOU FAT FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"I'm the craziest motherfucker you ever met in your life- trust me- and if you wanna find out yous can all find out tonight!"
-Tommy Cheeseballs

MARK GORMLEY APPRECIATION

After discovering the epic song "Without You" (as seen in the previous post), I've also found more songs by the amazing groundbreaking artist MARK GORMLEY.

HI THERE, PHIL THOMAS KATT HERE!

BONUS:
PHIL THOMAS KATT, YOU DIRECT THE GREATEST MUSIC VIDEOS EVER (I will pretend you are the director)




Jesus Christ


GET OUT MY FACE I WANT MY SHAKE

MTV needs music videos like this

Curious Elephants

Tips on Sexing Bitches

When I like a person, and and uh, you know we're on a date, and our feet accidentally touch against, you know, underneath the table.. it really um... it sends.. waves through your body, you know? It's really very very, a very, unbelievable feeling. And uh, especially when the, when the relationship is new. You really get that, uh, uhhh that tingly feeling where you feel, you know, wuhhhh, it's just, its just the, like this energy, you know, this wonderful energy going through you, and it's so new.

The Batshit Insane 80s

Southern Giorgio: Nulgerdulge!

Depression Cure Fail

The plane that crashed in the Hudson River.. status? Landed

Click to enlarge. I wish some internet virgin would tell me how to fix this stupid problem.

This guy loves Stalactites, a lot.

WIKIPEDIUHHHHHHH-AHAHAAAAAAAAA

Political Expert

Someone punch this kid in the face for me.

Tay Zonday is still alive and shittier than ever

Remember that guy that made chocolate rain? The 2007 Seaside intenet meme sensation? He is still making songs, and they still make absolutely no sense.


From "chocolate rain" to "six-nippled aliens"



Tay Zonday likes your internet profile better.



Tay Zonday still loves Turbotax so much to make a 2nd song for them



Tay Zonday Q&A. THIS IS STILL HIS SPEAKING VOICE



THIS IS STILL MY SPEAKING VOICE 2 YEARS LATER. Also note that he makes no sense singing or just speaking.

Linkin Park ft. Russian Cock

Iron/Multi-tasking Fail

Movie Raps

It's Called Teamwork, Trevor

Click the image to enlarge it. Read the first and last posts lol.

Internets. Serious business.

GGKGGKGGK WHAT THE *CRASH*

Failbulance

Weatherman? More like Weatherpussy

Park/Drive Fail

Always buy manual.

Great Prank Call

I Love Cats

A Female Giorgio